No Vaseline !!!

Why does the state government like sticking it to you so much? I got a DUI in November of 2007. Besides the inordinate amount of fines and court costs you have to pay. BUT here in the great state of Michigan, we have to pay what they call a “driver’s responsibility” fee. This to the tune of $500 let me repeat that $500. You have to do that for 2 years. Not to mention the $125 you pay the secretary of state (our version of the DMV) to reinstate your drivers license. I though I’d be cheap and get on a payment plan of $50 per month for this year. I thought I had it scheduled to be deducted from my checking account once a month. Back in April I was checking my account online and noticed the money did not come out. This was about the 5th of April. So I called them after 1 hour on the phone I just decided to pay the whole amount. Fast forward to now. My supervisor calls me in the office to tell me, the HR department said my license is suspended.  Since I drive a company vehicle they check our driving record. Now I have to take a personal day to go to the DMV. After 2 ½ hours they say it was suspended because the payment was late not received by the 3rd. Now ain’t that some horse shit. So not only have I been driving around on a suspended license. I had to pay another $125 to get it reinstated. Now ain’t that giving it to you in the asshole with no Vaseline !!!!!
 
 
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