I Don’t Understand Women

Why is it that females wanna have their cake and eat it too? Monday or Tuesday Angie was trying to sign on to my profile on the computer. I changed my password like 4 months ago. (The passwords are so the kids can’t ruin things). She could not get on so she starts wondering what I can be hiding. She looks up the cell phone bill a finds a number that on there quite a bit. It’s my very special friend’s number. She even had the nerve to call it. (My friend didn’t answer). So she starts asking a million questions. It’s not a problem when it’s a number that’s only called over a couple of weeks. If I talk to someone and it’s basically hit it and quit it there’s no problem. I’ve been talking to my friend for months. (I really do like her a lot too). I don’t bother her about her boyfriend, even though she knows I dislike him. Now she wants to get jealous. She also had nerve to read my text messages too. If there where some pictures she would have blew a gasket. I really don’t understand women sometimes. I never claimed to be an expert but damn can I get some level of understanding.

Life is a Bitch, then you marry one, then you DIE.