Girlfriend?

I don’t know why I do things that I know will just drive me up a wall. Now that I’ve been seeing Karen as much as I hate to admit it. It’s a relationship. She now calls herself my other significant other. I like her and all. She’s cool people. But I was trying to avoid remembering stuff like birthdays, anniversaries, and those real terrible females holidays (Valentines Day).I guess I shouldn’t have got a girlfriend then. She also wants me not see anyone else (like I have the time). Particularly Jill, she dislikes her for some reason. What is it about her that other females tend to dislike her? Is it her looks? Is it the large rack (38D’s)? I just can’t put my finger on it. I guess I don’t have to worry about it for too much longer. She moves to San Diego at the end of August. Her daughter is gonna stay on campus while she goes to school here (Michigan State). I need 30 hours in a day. It’s about 2 weeks before I got to Vegas. The excitement is building. I have been playing Texas Holdem to get ready for a tournament. Maybe I’ll win some money this year too.
 
Life is a Bitch, then to marry one, then you DIE.