Dodged A Bullet

A little while back I was seeing this cop chick. I had to drop her like I was Mark David Chapman and she was John Lennon. She was a wee bit crazy. I heard thru the grapvine she killed her current boyfriend and then herself in one of those murder suicide thingys. Talk about dodging a bullet. WTF has this world come too?

Life is a Bitch, then you marry one, then you DIE.