On engagement and marriage announcements:

"I really don’t want to go really far with it, though. I don’t want to be all, "Ohh!! Look at me! Look how smooshy I am!" I mean, I want to let people know, but it’s one thing to say, "Jessica was married to her best friend and the love of her life on [insert date here]." It’s another to say, "Jessica married the greatest man on the face of the earth and she can’t wait to procreate and have his little Superman babies – each conceived in the highest form of love possible – where was I? Oh yeah…wedding. On the most perfect day ever in the history of time. That’s when she got married."
~Me