Inaugural Award Time!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I give you the first, ever:

**ASSHOLE AWARD**

Now, those of you who know me, know that I would NEVER use this term lightly.  But this jerk-off did something that was SO rude, it inspired me to create this award.  Now, you might say, "Jess, you’re just being a bit unreasonable.  Perhaps a wee oversensitive.  Need we remind you of what happened only a few weeks ago that broke your heart?  Now, let’s hear the story because you might just be making a mountain out of a molehill."  To that, I give you this:

I was walking back from the grocery store on my mini-lunch break.  I had bags in my hand and was following this couple that was all decked out in workout clothes, ready to hit the gym in my complex.  I split from them to go toward the building a different way, and met up with them again as we approached the door.  It is at this point that I was coming toward them from the FRONT – no longer following them.  They get to the door and the guy opens and holds it for his girlfriend.  Right about the time she walks through, I get to the door.  What does the guy do?  He looks at me, walks through, and lets the door shut right in my face.

So, to him, I say:

Sir,