Bad parenting

There are few things that make me laugh harder than my kids. Here’s a few things that have made me laugh this week.

i will refer to my kids as “c” my 13 year old “a” my 11 year old and “s” my other 11 year old as I have posted c and s are autistic.

i played clue for the first time with “a” and she during her first game won correctly guessing the killer the room and weapon. My husband and I were pretty amazed because we don’t let our kids win. So a few moments later she came out showing off that she won with her paper in her hand and we looked at it and she had 3 blanks in each character so I asked her “how did you know everything” she replied “well I knew it had to be one of them” I just told her “ you will never win clue again” haha

So that evening my husband and I put the kids to bed and spent some time in bed which is rare with 3 kids and my mother. In the middle of a great time my son walks in he unlocked our bedroom door with a butter knife asking why I crying I assured him I was fine and told him to go back to bed and we started enjoying ourself again and 5 minutes later he ran back in saying he knew I was crying so I said “we are playing a game I’m just upset that I’m losing”

well the next day I was talking with my sister and she was complaining that with one kid she can’t have sex so I was telling her about the night before and my mother chimes in telling me that my son sat outside our room because he was upset she thought I Wes’s fighting with my husband so he listened the whole time so then my daughter  walked in saying I was a sore loser and I just simply said “actually I won twice daddy only won once”