Really Long Survey stolen from Sez of course

What is your full name: Kelly Sandra Michella (Insert last name here)
Spell your first name backwards: Yllek
Date of birth: September 21st 1981
Male or female: Female
Astrological sign: Virgo
Nicknames: Too many to name see previous surveys
Occupation: Coffee Hostess
Height: 5’5
Weight: I don’t know right now lol last time I checked 142 lbs but growing daily *UGHpregnantgrowthsucks*
Hair color: Deeply Intense Red or so said the box
Eye color: Chocolate Brown
Where were you born: In a Hospital lmfao…Grimsby, Ontario, Canada
Where do you reside now: In a basement of my aunts house, Hamilton
Age: 23
Screen names: On MSN…(*) Kellz Bellz (*) (changes most of the time)  … Yahoo….Jeiibean321
What does your screen name stand for: Cuz it my name lol
What does your greatest journal name stand for: if You don’t get why my name is Hope your useless
Pets: Men don’t count I have tried so none
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: none I didn’t have cake
Piercings: 5
Tattoo’s: 1
Shoe size: depends on the shoe really mostly 8 womans
Righty or lefty: depends as well on what I am doing I draw and write with my right and I colour and cut with my left
Wearing: Socks, turtleneck ( in canada remember ) and pants
Hearing: Brendan’s smartass comments on this survey for his answers to the questions and some dragonball z fights
Feeling: I feel…”pretty oh so pretty..I feel pretty and witty and fineeeeee” umm I feel pregnant is that a good thing?
Eating/drinking: Drinking Iced tea with lemon…eating don’t mention it UGH
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love: Yessum
How many people have you said I love you to: Not including family? and friends?….3 or 4
How many people have you been in REAL love with: Okay forst off I believe that love comes in stages I REALLY loved them all as much as I could at those respective ages
How many people have you kissed: I am a Lip Slut I can’t count that High
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yessum
How many people have you dated: 23 at last count
What do you look for in a guy/girl: That they are good peoples
What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: that they ARE the OPPOSITE SEX!!
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: The Bad ones look at my track record
Do you have a crush right now: yeah don’t I always
If so who is it: Justin “be mine one day you watch” Timberlake
Do you believe in love at first sight: Yessum
Do you remember your first love: yessum very well
Who is the first person you kissed: Aaron Straker
Do you believe in fate: yessum
Do you believe in soul mates: yessum
If so do you believe you’ll ever find yours: I believe that if i do I would be dumb enough to pass it by
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have: 1/2 one
What are your siblings names: Matthew
What are your parents names: Diane and Nan
How many siblings does your mother have: 8 omg thats high…7 brothers and 1 sister hey you asked
How many siblings does your father have: If the man I know as my father is really him then….5…. 3 sisters and 2 brothers
Where are your parents from: Their fathers respective tecsticles
Is your family close: in proximity??? lol ummm Yeah for the most part cept my dads side I wouldn’t know half of them if I ran my car into them
Does your family get together for holidays: Oh god no we love eachother isn’t that good enough
Do you have a drunk uncle: MANY!!!! I Have 7 uncles you do the math
Any medical problems run through your family: Diabieties….Cancer….Heart Diesease…High blood pressure and several others you don’t need to read about
Does someone in your family wear a toupee: Not that I know of and if so they are GREAT at hiding it
Do you have any nieces or nephews: Not personally…but my BF has 3 and they call me auntie does that count? Are your parents divorced: Nope they were never married HA
Do you have step parents: yessum
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: Ummm several Hi Uncle Terry!!!!
Did some of your family come to America from another country: No we are from Canada
Music Stuff
What song do you swear was written about you or your life: Everything I do I do for you * sigh miss you Jason*
What’s the most embarrassing cd you own: omg your talking to the pop queen ummm most embarrasing…Will Smith Big Willy Style its not the cd it self its how I got it *don’t ask*
What’s the best cd you own: to myself???? ummm In my eyes…Phil Collins mixed
What song do you absolutely hate: Blue by eiffel 64 or the macarena
Do you sing in the shower: Loudly
What song reminds you of that special someone: Somebody by Reba McEntire
Favorites Color: Blue
Food: RIGHT NOW??? ummm butter and garlic shrimp
Song: Keep your head up by Tupac
Show: CSI
School subject: Science
Band/singer/artist: Linkin park/Justin Timberlake/Tupac Shakur
Animal: Dolphin
Outfit: Don’t talk to me right now….My Mariposa dress that I can’t fit into right now
Radio station: 95.3
Movie: Wizard Of Oz Pair of
shoes: OMG your insane pick ONE…ummm my Black high heel boots
Cartoon: Smurfs
Actor: Robin Williams
Actress: Katie Holmes
Potato chip: Hickory Sticks
Drink: Orange Juice…Alcoholic drink…Singapore Slings
Soda: AND IT’S POP DAMMIT and my fav pop is 7-up
Holiday: My Birthday okay not a national one but a holiday none the less
Perfume/cologne: So?…Kiss me/ Swiss Army
Pizza topping: Cheese
Jello flavour: Blue raspberry
Lunch meat: Turkey
Card Game: Euchre
Video game: I-Ninja…or Fushion Frenzy
Website: http://www.pogo.com
Book: OMG DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME…..ummm….Whispers By Dean Koontz
Computer game: Spider Solitaire or Word Whomp
Number: 3
Cereal: omg…Um Frosted Mini Wheats are the best..but my fav is just plain ol Cheerios
Comedian: OMG YOUR MEAN…Robin Williams…or umm Chris Rock…OR Carlos Mencia…or George Carlin…Or Eddie Murphy…Or can you tell I am a comedy fanatic
Dessert: Mississippi mud or banana fudge ice cream
Disney character: the genie from aladdin or Rafiki from the lion king
Clothing store: Garage Clothing
Past time: Doing surveys or reading
Teacher: Mr Agasucci
Childhood toy: My imagination
Carnival game/ride: shoot the stars/the zipper
Candy bar: Areo
Magazine: FHM I know its a guy magazine but hella good to read if you are a chick
Salad dressing: Russian
Thing to do on the weekend: SLEEP
Hot drink: Hot APPLE cider
Season: Autumn
Sport to watch: SlamBall
Person to talk to online: Lance
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets: Blue
What color are your bedroom walls: Blue and White
Do you have posters on your wall: Yessum
If so of what: too many to name okay jist of it Justin Timberlake x 55 or so, Tupac x 4 and various rap artists on the other wall
Do you have a tv in your bedr

oom: nope
What do you normally sleep in: my bed…in pj’s
Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: they are blue and fuzzy and they have penguins all over them
What size bed do you have: single but when I move it’s going to be a craftmatic queen size
Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed: had/nope/had
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: nope but I have a phone
Describe the last nightmare you had: I walked in on Little Josh having sex with a man!! that was a bad nightmare Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Nope only huggy pillows
Any unusual sleeping positions: on my stomach with one leg straight and one leg tucked up to my side? Is that weird? lol.<< same as sez so not so weird
Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: Nopes but once shared a bedroom with a cousin
Do you snore: Yes I won’t lie
How about drool: Like a dog
Do you have an alarm clock in your room: Unfortunalty Yessum
What color is the carpet in your room: Cement colour
What’s under your bed: Cement
This or that
loser/wannabe: loser
Doughnuts/bagels: ICK WORK
Day/night: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: East
Heaven/hell: Heaven
Make love/have sex: Have sex its kinkier that way 😛
Coffee/tea: Tea
Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hot dogs
Rap/rock: Rap
Britney/Christina: Honestly Britney.. Christina can sing like you wouldn’t believe but Britney can dance
Swiss cheese/american cheese: No cheese
Real World/Road Rules: Road Rules
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: nsync
Silver/gold: Silver Nike/Adidas: ADIDAS
McDonalds/Taco Bell: Taco Bell
Sweet/sour: Sour
Punk/emo: Punk
Hot/cold: HOT HOT HOT
Winter/summer: summer
Spring/fall: Autumn
Operas/plays: plays
Read/watch tv: read
Cd’s/tapes: CDs
Dvd’s/vhs: DVDs
Old/new: old
Shorts/skirts: skirts
Pink/red: RED
Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and White
Meat/vegetables: Meat mmmmm Steak
Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese
Commercials/infomercials: Commercials rule
Scary movies/comedies: Comedies
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikini
Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandels Dogs/cats: Cats
Unicorns/fairies: Unicorns
Water/land: Water
Sugar/spice: Spice
Black/white: White
ribbons/bows: ribbons
Chicken/beef: Beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: coloured
Cars/trucks: Trucks
Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin Powers
Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn
Hip/hop: How about Hip Hop
Passionate kiss/peck: passionate Kiss
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: WWE Duh!
Back rub/foot massage: Back rub touch my feet and DIE
Picture frames/photo albums: ummm partical to frames because albums get full of all pictures frames get special ones
Pens/pencils: Pencils I am an artist
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem: he is a genius
Virgins: Are lucky they still are
God: is not to be sold
The Osbournes: Crazy Reality
TV: SURVIVOUR RULES
J.Lo: fuck her I am sick of her
Religion: not to be sold
Emo music: Don’t go There
Valentine’s Day: What happened to the other 364 days of the years to tell me you love me why is this one so damn special I hate valantines day
Christina Aguilera’s comeback: she left?
Homosexuals: GO YOU!!!!
Abortion: Those in glass houses should not throw stones
Inter-racial relationships: Why is this even a question UGH
Murder: they make good ICP lyrics *says Brendan* and Murder is a good book in progress but other than that I hate it
Obesity: leave the fat people alone
Pre-marital sex: I BELIEVE… I will have it again and again
Terrorism: its BUSHS fault
Pornography: is NOT art no matter what you say
Fortune Tellers: Can they see other things than good health and children
Threesomes: Only with Tracy
Prostitution: If selling is legal and Fucking is legal why ain’t selling fucking legal!!!!
Politics: Its BUSHS fault
Country music: My secret passion
George W. Bush: Its all HIS FAULT
Cloning: as long as bush doesn’t get cloned but I have a question could it have been just a different sheep that looked the same?
Britney’s boobs: shes has them that’s about it
Gas prices in America: I don’t know I am in Canada
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
… Jack: Joshs gay friend
Tiffany: the singer
Ben: Ice Cream
Maria: I think of elemntry school and singing Ave Maria
Jennifer: Garner
Nicole: Fat ugly hoe that fucked Josh
Amy: Bitch cam while sitting on Bobby’s lap HAHA
Adam: My cousin. And also a friend of mine.
Richard: FUCK HIM AND HIS LITTLE DOG TOO
Arnold: I can’t believe he made governor
Tom: because I got HIGH
Melissa: Charlebois I miss her
Charlotte: ‘s web
Harold: Honestly standing behind a very skinny tree because he was drunk and his parents drove by where we where walking and he though if he couldn’t see them they couldn’t see him
John: Not spelt RIGHT dammit
Joel: omg I dated him
Vanessa: I am sorry Micheal Jackson Nose
Michelle: Blue Eyes
Kevin: Horny little toad lmfao jk
Brent: he was cute in 7th and 8th grade
Jake: the snake roberts
Billy: Black Sheep
Sarah: Is hot
Natalie: Don’t realy think of this name
Nick: Beat up paris Hilton HAHA
Linda: GOBBLE GOBBLE STUFF HER LIKE A TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING HAHA
Taylor: tim the tool man
Jordan: matthew john charles
Jamie: Is Hella Hot
Adrian: ROCKY
Have You Ever….
Mooned anyone: Nope
Been on a diet: Nope
Been to a foreign country: yessum
Broken a bone: Many
Swear at a teacher: Oh Hell Yeah
Talked to a gj member via emails or instant messages: What’s a gj member?<< I agree sez what is it you find out you tell me
Got in a fight: Many and won
Dated a teacher: Nope
Laughed so hard you peed your pants: I prolly have when I was younger but I wouldn’t doubt that it COULD happen ever sit in a room with Brendan!!!
Thought about killing your enemy: Nope.
Gone skinny dipping: Yessum
Met another gj member in the flesh: WHAT’S A GJ MEMBER?!?!? WTF IS IT!!!!!!???????
Told a little white lie: Oh many
Told a secret you swore not to tell: Yessum but I saved a life
Stolen anything: Yessum and do hearts count?
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: Many a time
Been on TV: YESSUM Been on the radio: YESSUM
Been in a mosh pit: Yessum
Been to a concert: Many
Dated one of your best friends: Currently
Loved someone so much it makes you cry: No they made me cry or I did afterwards but not during
Deceived somebody close to you: I was an acid tounged monster you do the math
Broken the law: Yessum
Been to a rodeo: Yessum
Been on a talk show: Hell No
Been on a game show: Nopes
Been on an airplane: Yessum
Got to ride on a firetruck: Umm no actually
Came close to dying: yessum
Cheated on a bf/gf: Ugh I used to be in the no catagory DAMMIT!!!
Gave someone a piggy back ride: Yessum
Terrorized a babysitter: I was the babysitter
Made a mud pie: Many
Had a dream that you’re falling off a cliff: Yessum
Snuck out of the house at night: Yup
Been so drunk you don’t remember your name: NO
Had an eating disorder: Yes i eat alot and like it is that adisorder??
Felt like you didn’t belong: Yup
Felt like the 3rd wheel: Many a time.
Smoked: Yup
Done drugs: Yessum
Been arrested: It’s like this….
Had your tonsils removed: Yessum
Gone to camp: Many
Won a bet: Honestly I don’t bet
Written a love letter: yessum
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: yessum whole heartly
Written a love poem: Books full
Kissed in the rain: yeah before Spiderman
Slow danced with someone you love: Yessum
Participated in an orgy: In My dreams yes noooo jk
Faked an orgasm: HAHAHAH been with Josh???? Yessum many
Stolen a kiss: Yessum
Asked a friend for relationship advice: No that’s why I got Brendan
Had a friend steal your bf/gf: Nope
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: No actually
Gotten a speeding ticket: nope talked my way outta it
Done jail time: Nope
Had to wear a uniform to work: Yessum
Won a trophy: Yessum many
Thrown up in public: nope
Bowled a perfect game: Nope
Failed/got held back: i have failed
Got perfect attendance in grade school: Hell NO
Roasted pumpkin seeds: Yessum
Taken ballet/karate lessons: Many
Attempted suicide: twice
Cut yourself: Nope only by accident
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes: yessum and Gi Joes
Did you own Treasure Trolls: yyessum
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210: yessum
Did you play Simon Says: Yessum
Did you watch Fraggle Rock: Down in fraggle rock yessum
Did you wet the bed: one point in my life but not in my recollection
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed: When I was younger yes but now there are just plain monsters
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them: Not that I can remember
Were you shy: Still am
Were you spoiled: I can’t lie yes I was
Were you abused: Well not in childhood but young teenage years so not abused I guess
Did you go to the circus: yessum
Did you go to the zoo: many a time damn monkeys
Were you in a car accident: Nope
Did you build snowmen: I live in canada do the math
Did you cry when you scraped your knee: No I was a tomboy
Were your older cousins mean to you: WHAT OLDER COUSINS LMFAO I am the mean older cousin lmfao
Did you think slinkies were cool: No
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer: YESSUM
Were you afraid of the dark: Shut Up still am
Did you have slumber parties: I am a girl
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag: All of the above repeat and DIE!!!!! Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany: Nope never teased my hair
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy: Yes/yes/yes