Why no REAL American should vote for Obama!!!

You don’t really believe everything you read do you? How can you possibly know they are 100% factual any more than the rest of us? You are using sarcasm right when you talk about reading it in a chain email, correct?

the cloverfield movie was great!

-3 for the last paragraph of the troll. Otherwise I’d give a +1.

This is a pretty good parody of Hillaryites and the far right.

OMG Obama’s middle name is WHAT??

Hi HDS!!! Long time no see. 🙂

That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time ( I think the second funniest is that first note you got) lol!! xoxo

I loved it… but you do know Shub-Niggurath is female, right? Just wanted to say it where you combine this name with “His Devine Shadow” (Im a Cthulhu nut… in fact I got Quake because of this character).

I need cliffnotes to understand this entry. Don’t mock me, I have a simple mind.

Oh gosh, I should have known that election season would draw you out of your subterranean secret base.:)

Oh snap! His middle name really IS Hussein! Haha. Ha.

Hey [Storm] guess what…You are an idiot.

I am not voting for any president. But I just hope Hillary doesn’t win. Her views are insane. Most alarming is she is a feminist and will oppress men, our rights will keep eroding. I might have to leave America if I want a fair, equal relationship with a woman.

^Holy shit, you just found your new best friend! 😀

this is amazing! you just need to fuck up the grammar and spelling a little bit more and then you can get it authenticated by the Redneck Society! also, really agreed with and appreciated your recent notes– thanks. best,

And you believe that?

whereabouts in the Bay, o invisible one?

Well good to know you and your strong opinions are still around. How’s it hangin’?

Well what the hell. I’m pretty sure I asked you to marry me or something a while ago, so we’re married. Tell me of this “Big secret”. lol.

Well hell, I donno, you’re the one that said yes.

Wow its been a while since you updated your diary. If you don’t believe my evidence, how do you expect others to believe Obama is evil?

OMG THIS IS HORRIBLE! I’m never voting for Obama or anyone whose name isn’t Tom, Dick, Harry, or…uh…what’s the name of the guy running against Obama again?….yeah, him. Never voting for anyone without those four names again! THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU HAVE SAVED AMERICA!

LOL, don’t be a dick, Crystal Balls! I thought I wrote an entry about it here but I guess not, http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=33380237&blogID=389474453 see if you can read that blog entry on my myspace, but I have Keratoconus (my corneas are JACKED) and in one eye its so bad a contact doesnt’ even help me to see better

Nooo, I thought I wrote a diary entry about it here on OD… anyway, I digress 😀 I don’t have anything against polynomials by themselves, but when they go wanting to be divided by each other, thats where I draw the line

I haven’t been here in ages. I missed reading.

I simply don’t feel like responding to all your notes, so I am just going to say this: O HAI! I thought you were dead or deported or something!

OMG I was totally going to vote for him, too! But I saw that Cloverfield thing (and I feel so sorry for all those poor people that got eaten by that monster! It was a true story, right?) and now that I know that Obama was behind it all, I’m voting for Ralph Nader. So there.

Oh, and I’ve been good – how have you been?

RYN: because Carol’s not really her name and I’ve already used that initial.

Youre back! We feel the same about Kimbo and Obama lol.

RYN: Ha! Yeah, Hillary (my friend) had been an Obama supporter the whole time, and the whole Hillary Clinton business annoyed her to no end. She works retail and said that SO MANY dumb people actually asked her if she would be voting for Clinton – “she has the same name as you, so you’re going to vote for her, right?” Ugh. People.

What kind of slumlord would you be? Multiple houses in shady neighborhoods? Apartment complexes full of illegal immigrants with no running water?

RYN: FIRED! I C WAT U DID THAR!!!111

By the way, are you leaving infuriating political notes during this joyous politically-charged time, or are you not putting in any effort like some damn welfare pussy?

The fact remains that our government is not a theocracy, and the Catholic church is not a democracy. I expect that most should not bring their politics to church, and vice versa. Unfortunately, that rarely happens in this bigoted part of the world.

RYN: No, I already know who you voted for and why. You voted for McCain because you knew he’d die and Palin would be president, and you’d totally do her, and then you’d finally get to do a president. I KNOW THESE THINGS. And what do you have against zombies, anyway? Zombist.

RYN: Boy don’t I know it. I was so pissed when I went in for a tech writing interview the other day, and the interviewer was all like, “I’m sorry, we’ve already hired Rotgut here,” and pointed to this douchebag zombie in a suit and tie. I was like “WTF?” and the zombie just kind of shambled toward me.

Heeeey, are you still alive??? Remember me? *grins*..Lopez or whatever name I had on the boards..I was looking through my note history and found yours and remembered I loved your diary and I really can’t remember why I took you off my list..but I’ve added ya back. 😀

RYN: Oh my! You are alive!!! Yay!! And I continue to be the angry Romanian girl, somehow it seems that over the years I get angrier and angrier haha. How you been and why aren’t you writing anymore? Bad boy!!! 😛

I only take it off to put lotion on.

RYN: You know, if you click on an entry that is called “TMI Girl stuff” and get all grossed out, you have only yourself to blame. No sympathy, no sympathy!

Laforge? You think I’m into that? Please! I don’t do blind people, that’s just doomed from the start. I don’t have time to be his Annie Sullivan and teach him what the hell water is, or whatever.

RYN: Don’t sass me boy! I gotta be free, free I tell ya.

RYN: Well, LFM is being denied because that was actually just a quick write-up I wanted to save about my WoW character and I accidentally saved it as public before I set it to private. YOU are being denied because you’re a Jew and you killed my lord and savior. *fist shake*

I have just read this and am offended that Casey does not realize how many lord-and-saviours I have killed in my day and just… just because I have not gotten to hers yet or because someone else beat me to hers in particular… it makes me feel like she’s questioning my work or suggesting that I’m a crappy slayer-of-messiahs. I take out my share, dammit. There are a lot of would-be worldsavers out there. Too many for just one exterminator.