hello.

OMG I can’t believe it. Somebody at my school just died, too…….I can’t believe 2 people in one week…….damn………wow I’m very sorry for your loss and for his family 🙁 🙁 🙁 I know I didn’t note him a lot, but I read his diary all the time and he will be missed very much.

Thats not funny.

Uhhhh……yeah…….okay…..

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^What she said This is definetly not something to joke about though! Mel

Wtf?!?! No…this has to be a joke right? 🙁

Hahaha you’re a bastard.

Oh fvcking hell. I nearly passed out reading this. Then I remembered today’s date.

April Fool’s Mutha Fvcker!

It better be a joke – It has to be a joke. How did you forge that article though…Hmmmm…again, this better be a joke.

Yeah, I know it’s April 1st. Very funny.

😉 Donna x♥x –

Not really funny, but har dee har har.

Chris you suck, you noted me yesterday you freakin loser! Bad joke!

I love a good April Fool’s day joke as much as the next person, but if that’s what this is… it’s in poor taste. I just found you randomly because Battlestar Galactica rules.

Geez, your not the only one on OD to fake their death. One of my other fav’s did the same thing! LOL

I’ll give you credit though, the news article fakery was quite clever. http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/14230831.htm

Hahah, you’re dead!:-P

I think you mistyped the URL man… http://h1.ripway.com/HisDivineShadow/OD/14221268.htm you mean?

You’re such an ass! Not funny 🙂

I love the fact that the guy who wrote the article was Richard Bauls. Nice touch. Good job!

And plus, you would never befriend someone with a name like ‘Bryce.’ If you ever met a Bryce, you’d kick his ass, just on principle. I don’t know why all these people are all “not funny! wah!” They should know your sense of humor; nothing is sacred. Pfft.

It was a pretty good joke 🙂 Mel

Great Birthday present, that one.

You know on second thought you could have made something less dramatic and maybe it would have worked better! Har har har!

Lol, well how does it feel to be dead?

This is NOT funny!

very interesting lol

April Fools!!! That was a good one… congratulations.

that was pretty good. highly commendable.

chris would never drive a ford explorer either.

April Fools. murr.

Okay, that was really f*cked up and not funny. You’re a real f*cking pr*ck for pulling that shit. Someone at my school DIED this week and another girl went missing. Assholes like you who joke about that kind of shit deserve to die, as far as I’m concerned. Consider yourself with one less reader. Not like you care. I just hope others follow suit.

^^ It was just a joke..take it easy

Yeah Really. I am sure he wasnt trying to personally offend YOU, so how bout we knock the shit off, ok?

I thought some people’s notes were more astounding than the actual entry…

In response to people’s comments: Maybe if your entire campus was in a huge uproar because a student went missing and is presumed dead due to his blood being found splattered in and around a dumpster, you wouldn’t think that somebody faking their death was so funny.

Not to mention, judging by other people’s notes, I’m not the only one who initially took this entry seriously. I guess I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt – I don’t think most people are screwed up enough to fake their own deaths. Anyone who thinks I’m an asshole for that can kiss my ass.

Your such a shit head! LOL

Booooo.

Also: “all the people he cared about.” Everyone knows robots can’t care for people! I DEMAND A DO OVER, CRISTOFORO.

And here I thought the joke was that you had a friend. JUST KIDDING!!! 😉

I expected more from you Jew Boy. I mean for godsake, you’re much more creative than this.