Five Facts about His Divine Shadow

I’ve noticed that a lot of people have been g00glizing my name. Now, I should mention that after doing it myself, I realized that it tells WAY too much about my personal life. There is no way some shitty website is going to give everyone the 411 on His Divine Shadow. If anyone learns about the real me, it will be on my terms. So here it goes.

FIVE FACTS ABOUT HIS DIVINE SHADOW

1).I rule – 20,000 planets to be precise…

2). I got a full time job. I won’t mention the company name or what the starting salary is because I am sure that many of you would literally cry if you knew how much I was making right out of school.

3). I am an insect spirit dwelling in a human body.

4). I once blew up an entire planet using a giant ship shaped like a dragonfly because someone there pissed me off. Not that I needed a reason.

5). His Divine Anthology is done. I plan on releasing it in two years.

6). The only time I ever lost a fight, it was to a dead guy.

7). I am not really a sex freak. In fact, anything I’ve ever said about my sex life or sexual preferences is probably wrong. Or any part of my life for that matter.

8). I once forced a woman to kill a man and then herself afterwards. Before they died, I made both of them say "I Worship His Shadow."

9). I only read two diaries on this site on a regular basis. Everyone else does get lucky every now and then.

0). I can bash boards of wood apart with my bare hands, and have. So [Pilgrim]’s note asserting that "[my] arm would bend like a fucking straw if it came into contact with anything harder than [my] dick" is clever, but very inaccurate.

Now, it’s obvious that even though I said five "facts", I’ve mentioned ten items. For those of you who can’t count, this means that five of these items are NOT facts. If you can’t tell the fact from the fiction, too bad for you. I am not about to answer any questions from people who just don’t get it; either make your guesses or suck my dick. This ain’t no two-way street.

-His Divine Shadow