And now even more Charlie Sheen FACTS!!!

76. Charlie Sheen takes a rocket ship to the moon sometimes when the Earth is getting too non-gnarly for his tastes.

77. There are some things even Charlie Sheen can’t do. One of them is making up a hernia out of thin air.

78. Charlie Sheen refuses to suffer fools who show up to his parties without reading the directions first.

79. Charlie Sheen doesn’t give interviews, he leaves warnings.

80. Charlie Sheen is the nicest guy you want to meet.

81. Charlie Sheen has been known to eat the hands off the arms of people who touch his children and that is no joke. The rest of the time, Sheen’s diet consists almost solely of corporate flesh.

82. Charlie Sheen’s pilot light cannot be extinguished by any means known to mankind. And any attempt to do so is a mistake.

83. One of Charlie Sheen’s little known hobbies is collecting vintage balderdash.

84. Charlie Sheen once revivied chivarly from a coma.

85. Resentments are the rocket fuel that live in the tip of Charlie Sheen’s mighty saber.

86. Charlie Sheen is capable of drinking water through his eyes. For all other beverages, he prefers the traditional method of imbibing.

87. Charlie Sheen never discusses his wartime experiences because he is a veteran of the unspeakable.

88. You will never see Charlie Sheen answer his phone from the ground floor because Charlie Sheen only answers to higher callings.

89. Charlie Sheen is well known for watching his critics weep into their diapers in his rear view mirror.

90. Charlie Sheen has been known to gobble down world records like they were a bag of troll-house zombie chow with no regrets.

91. Charlie Sheen loves the smell of napalm in the morning.

92. Charlie Sheen’s arsenal consists of only one weapon, torpedos of truth.

93. Charlie Sheen has been known to confuse earthquakes with the collective bowels of failure, which is an understandable mistake.

94. Charlie Sheen invented the city of Tulsa, Oklahoma in his sleep. If you remember the city existing before Charlie Sheen’s dreaming it up, you are wrong.

95. Charlie Sheen once had the title of his new book "Apocalypse Me" delivered to him through vast and extensive lunar channels. The book is written entirely in Sheen’s native language: Warlock Latin.

96. Charlie Sheen once competed with the Sun for who was the biggest Star in the world. Guess who won.

97. Thanks to Charlie Sheen, Sanofi-Aventis had to update its list of Ambien’s side effects to include "choking porn star Capri Anderson in a hotel room."

98. Charlie Sheen often scatters the meek by spreading mighty wildfires just because he can.

99. Charlie Sheen isn’t interested in dealing with all the small talk.

100. You are not ready for the message Charlie Sheen is delivering.

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