20 Things I’d rather eat than watch South Park

01). tar
02). broken glass
03). rat poison
04). dogfood
05). human shit
06). your mom
07). burning coals
08). sushi
09). Arby’s
10). rancid butter
11). vomit
12). curdled milk
13). horse blood
14). dead cockroaches
15). live cockroaches
16). earwax
17). your grandma
18). fruitcake
19). mud
20). toxic waste

-His Divine Shadow

I’m actually surprised that you don’t like SP.

Of course you’d rather eat my grandma. Everyone knows you like the old ladies, Chris.:-P And I’m kind of surprised! I figured South park’s ruthless skewering of pretty much everything in the world would be right up your alley.

Almostallgrowdup

April 28, 2006

🙂

And RYN: Man, the problem is that nobody takes me OR toasters seriously. Not even the professional, $100 toasters.

please don’t eat my mom.

Laurie

April 28, 2006

I dislike South Park to an extreme. The humor is too, I don’t know…I can’t think of the word…lol.

All Your Base

April 29, 2006

I’ve loved toxic waste since I saw the shirt on “Real Genius” I’m still looking for one.

FlyingLow

April 29, 2006

My gramma might be up for that….I’ll give her a ring.

mjccrimson

April 29, 2006

I thought horse blood drinking was part of the tradition among your peoples. And to clarify “your peoples” I was referring to the people of your planet… not the Jews.

TrippyNina

April 29, 2006

I’m hungry for Arby’s now…

Hellfire

April 29, 2006

Good to know.

atticus

April 30, 2006

fruitcake is gross. you win.

trout

May 1, 2006

Oh PUHLEEZE. You know you go around with that stupid Arby hat floating over your head all day.

pagemaster

May 1, 2006

I can understand the broken glass and vomit, but come on, would you REALLY rather eat Arby’s than watch South Park? Surely nothing’s worse than Arby’s.