Things which are…

I have come to realize that some things will continue to remain as is…this is how they followed.

1. I will find my television set to the religious channel when I come home in the morning, even if I change it the night before and no one else touches it.

2. Psychiatric patients will always smell funny.

3. Chinese always results in flesh melting flatulation…especially in psychiatric patients.

4. I have more belonging than I thought.

5. The perfume lady will always give you tons of free samples if you give them a godiva trouffle.

6. Girlfriends will always ambush you when you are attempting to buy them good chocolate. Hence, go alone or in secret.

7. Calm, spoken mass works better for me than when sang.

8. I could really use a wheat bagel with lite cream cheese right now…nummy.

well that’s it.

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very interesting

You pass out chocolates at the perfume counter? Ingenius! I just hit those women in the forehead with my purse… *muses*

The fact that your TV is always at a religious channel, even if you shut it off on another. It’s a sign! You’re supposed to be religious! *big grin*