The ABC Survey

Stealthily pilfered from iDigress

What is your favorite…

Album: Harvest by Neil Young – there is no greater agony than the song of loneliness which is manifested in his tortured voice.
Book: The Giant’s Garden – This is the children’s book where I learned about death. Basically after the town children break into the Gian’t property and befriend him they end up finding him dead on the ground covered in flower petals. 
Comic: Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer. In that order.
Dance: Not the White Boy shuffle.
Egg preparation: Poached.
Film: Shawshank Redemption which is tied with Good Will Hunting
Gratuitous nudity in a non-pornographic film: Hmmm….any nekkid is good nekkid. Except of course that woman on the cover art for Tool’s undertow album *shudders*
Hour: Evening
Impression you can do: Water Drops, Elephants, crying babies, goats and buzzing flies. 
Joke titles for a porno: Cockasaurus Erectus.
King Arthur reinterpretation: Excalibur – This to me was and is the only way it should be. Camelot was too clean.
Lie to tell: It’ll get better. Honest.
Mythological character: Thor.
Nom de plume for writing romance novels: Charles P. Hubrant.
Oddly romantic personal theory: Love strikes in depths and the love we can give is different for each person we fall for. You can never love someone the same way you loved another.
Perfume (that you like on someone else or you like on yourself, whichever applies): I like Michael by Michael Kors in the winter, soft smells like Eccentric by Dunhill in the spring. Or even Mark Jacobs male version of Gardenias.

Quotation, literary:  "The world’s not a nice place, it isn’t there to hand you a cupcake." – A revelation I had.

Random word for use in MADLIBS: I would have to go with "pinion"
Shakespearian play: Macbeth
Theme in fiction: Moral Dilemna, Impotent Jesus Figure scenarios.
Unit of measure, imaginary: Fecagram = unit of measure to acurately measure copious amounts of bullshit one must deal with on a daily basis.
Vacation as a child: Sicily.

Way for a captain to tell the pilot to attain warp speed in a "Star Trek" show: Dunno…."Full Ahead" ?
Xenomorph:  Dunno…
Young adult author: Judy Bloom back in my day…
Zoo: Bronx baby….