sex survey

Only because I’m bored.                   

Has nothing to do with how much a pervert I am.

Honest.

I’m a prevert. That’s old school.

 

[x] Held hands with someone

[x] Been on a date
[ x] Been on a date past midnight
[x] Dated someone for more than 3 months
[x] Dated someone for more than 1 year
[] Picked someone up
[] Been picked up
[] Slow danced
[x] Dirty danced
[x] Shared a bed with someone without anything sexual happening
[x] Given/received a massage
[x] Lusted/desired someone
[x] Written a love letter
[x] Had an arousing dream.
[x] Been sexually aroused
[x ] Fantasised sexually about a teacher
[x ] Read/bought porno
[x] Read erotica (even wrote some)
[] Gone skinny dipping
[] Prank called
[ ] Phoned up a recorded sex number
[ ] Stuffed your bra
[x] Shaved your pubic hair
[ ] Shaved your pubic hair into a particular design
[] Been caught masturbating
[x] Walked around your house naked
[x] Walked around someone else’s house naked
[ ] Bought sexual objects
[ ] Exaggerated to friends about a sexual experience
[x] Bought contraception
[] Broken a promise
[x] Lied
[ ] Written graffiti
[ ] Shoplifted/stolen
[ ] Used someone else’s credit card without them knowing
[ ] Committed breaking and entering
[ ] Read someone’s diary (with permission)
[ ] Searched someone’s room without them knowing
[ ] Told someone you loved them when you didn’t
[x] Listened to someone having sex/oral sex
[ ] Drugged someone
[ ] Two-timed
[ ] Pissed on someone else intentionally
[x] Pissed in a bottle ( on the way to the Yankee game) 
[ x] Mooned or flashed someone from the front
[] Farted in mixed company
[ ] Streaked
[ ]Been arrested
[x] Bought a home pregnancy test
[] Had underage sex
[ ] Cheated on your partner
[x] Bought underwear for your partner
[x] Drank alcohol
[x] Been drunk
[x] Thrown up due to alcohol
[ ] Passed out due to alcohol
[] Forgotten things that have occurred whilst drunk
[x ] Smoked
[x ] Bought drugs
[ ] Sold drugs
[ ] Taken anti – depressants
[x] Smoked marijuana
[ ] Used cocaine
[ ] Injected drugs into your body
[ ] Deliberately injured yourself
[ x ] Gone to school/work whilst drunk or high
[ x ] Mixed drugs
[ x ] Had sex under the influence of alcohol/drugs
[ x ] Grabbed/pinched clamped someone’s ass
[ x ] Kissed someone
[ x ] French kissed someone
[ x ] Been kissed somewhere other than your face/neck
[ x ] Kissed on the first date, what can I say? I’m easy.
[ x ] Given/received a love bite
[ x ] Stroked someone’s legs
[ x ] Had your legs stroked
[ ] Had your breasts fondled
[ x ] Fondled some else’s breasts
[ xx ] Dry humped
[xyz] Had your fingers licked/sucked
[ ðŸ™‚ ] Had your ear sucked on – it’s like pushing a button on me
[ x ] Seen someone naked (other than family)
[ x ] Bathed/showered with someone
[ ] Let someone else wash you
[ x ] Licked/sucked/nibbled someone’s nipple
[ x ] Had your nipples licked/sucked/nibbled
[ x ] Fondled someone’s genitals
[ x ] Had your genitals fondled
[ x ] Given scratch marks
[ x ] Drawn blood by scratching
[69] Performed oral sex
[69] Received oral sex
[69] done 69 — How’s that for irony?
[ x ] Had sex
[ x ] Had sex on the first date – yeah, I’m a whore.
[ ] Had unprotected sex
[ x ] Had sex with someone a lot older than you I was 16, she was 31, I think…it was so long ago. 
[  ] Had sex with someone a lot younger than you
[ x ] Had sex with someone not of your own race
[ x ] Been heterosexual, still am.
<font size=”3″>[  ] Been bisexual
[ ] Been homosexual
[ x ] Practiced bondage
[ x ] Practiced domination
[ ] Practiced submission
[ x ] Had anal sex 
[ x] Role-played
[ x ] Told dirty jokes
[ x ] Discussed masturbation
[ x ] Watched a porno
[ x ] Had sex with more than 5 people
[ x ] Had oral sex with more than 5 people
[ x ] Had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period
[  ] Had sex with someone of the same sex
[  ] Had oral sex with someone of the same sex
[ ] Had a threesome
[ ] Participated in an orgy
[ x ] Used food during sex
[ x ] Used a vibrator on her.
[ x ] Used a dildo on her.
[ ] Been completely tied down
[ x ] Tied someone down
[ x ] Used handcuffs
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in a place of religion um cemeteries count right?
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in a graveyard – that answers my question
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in a vehicle – it’s like a national pastime who hasn’t?
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in a hotel
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in a household room other than your bedroom
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex on a floor
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex on a beach
[ x ] Had sex/oral sex in the shower/bath
[ x ] Watched someone masturbate
[ x ] Been watched whilst masturbating
[ x ] Orgasmed on someone
[  ] Had someone orgasm on you
[ x ] Made a sex tape
[ x ] Took naked photos of yourself or someone else
[ x ] Watched someone else have sex
[ x ] Talked dirty during sex
[ x ] Had phone sex
[ x ] Had cyber sex
[ ] Had text-sex
[ x ] Intentionally made a lot of noise during sex
[ x ] Had your sexual technique praised by someone
[ x ] Had sex for more than an hour in a single session
[ x ] Been bruised as a result of a sexual activity
[ x ] Bruised someone else
[ x ] Been caught having sex
[ x ] Had sex missionary – boring!
[ x ] Had sex doggie style
[ x ] Had sex cowgirl (also reverse cowgirl)
[ x ] Had sex sitting up
[ x ] Had sex standing up
[  ] Had sex upside down
[ ] Fallen asleep during sex
[ ] Woken up to someone having sex with you
[ ] Been on the receiving end of anal sex
[ x ] Been on the giving end of anal sex
[ ] Had sex more than 5 times in one day
[ x ] Inflicted pain during sex
[ ] Been on your period during sex
[ ] Drank human blood
[ ] Swallowed
I have done [104] out of 164 things on this survey.   🙂

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still kinda tame i think……who caught you? lol

October 27, 2009

I can’t read these things at work!

October 28, 2009

But you have never slow danced! I think you and Nina should go to a dance class and learn the tango. Which I guess isn’t really a slow dance, but still.