–why I love my job

Today at work, talking about falling into that comfortable phase in relationships:

Me: It’s hard finding the line between stability and comfort. If you slip too far towards the comfort side of things, you kinda stop trying to impress each other and lose the spark.

Random co-worker: What do you mean?

Dr. H.:  When you first get with someone, you do everything you can to impress them. The communication is good, the sex is good — You find yourself spanking them in bed a lot more. When you get comfortable, the spanking stops, and no relationship can survive without spanking.

Yep, that would be my boss talking about spanking. I love my job.