Words of wisdom,

..from Brendan via facebook chat.

"problem is, getting wasted with dave is a common denominator that, in hobart, has ruined many a relationship, friendship, career prospect or high school cert pass…. what you need to do is ask Jew which he values more."

"they’ll get older and realised that, having ruined past chances, they’ll have to settle for a smogasboard of single mothers with pages worth of unrealistic demands from, i dunno, matchfind.com or something"