Ninjas and Noodle Commandeering.

[Listening To: Rage Against The Machine]

Hokkay, so.

 

Friday went out to the bands in the barn thing. Pretty lame, total waste of makeup. Friday night mum kicked john out – for the best really, things are better now, and not weird =D

 

Saturday spent at midway helping. Started drinking at.. oh, 3pm. Ate foodz, danced, has a good time. Went for a few walks, which cheered me up. That night stayed at Meg & hams house sitting house. Had to share bedz with teh Hobson. Stuff and that happened etc, Hobson drove me home on Sunday morning, after returning to John’s to pick up my stuff and take a few swigs of stones. Got home, had shower, went looking at cars with dad. Found a cute dark blue Daewoo Nubira for 4 grand, fell in love with it.

 

Got back to Keil’s house at about 3pm on Sunday and started more drinkingz. Ended up being myself, Keil, Kiwi, Rocco, Alex & Hamish, Nessa, Emily, Keil’s sister Lauren and Lauren’s really annoying blonde 15 year old bimbo friend. Then about an hour later Jason showed up. John and Meg were there for about 15 minutes before piking =P

 

To start us all off, we played ring of fire. That got us pretty well fucked up, actually, and was both a bad idea and good idea. We then realised that Rocco was missing, so myself, Jase, Emily and a McGlasson twin (it was dark, I couldn’t tell) decided to adventure through the park to find him. But once we got to the park Annoying Girl, hereafter referred to as AG, decided she wanted to come to, much to the disappointment of the majority of our party.

 

You see, we were sitting at the table playing this drinking game, right, and this girl, sitting on Hamish’s lap, was giggling and being generally annoying and slowing down the game, and then said that she didn’t want to be listening to ‘this’ (Faith No More) but wanted ‘something she could sing to’

 

So we – Jason, Em, and myself, started to run. Then a few seconds later we hear “hey! Wait up I can’t see you!’ So Jason yells out “Hold on, stay exactly where you are, we’re coming back to get you!” then whispers “LC, fucking run!” so we ran, away from AG. This resulted in a realisation of two very important objectives.

 

Objective one: lose AG entirely, as she kept seeming to find us in the park; and

Objective two: find the ever-elusive missing Rocco.

 

Objective one was achieved by our ninja skillz. We darted through the dark streets, ducking and weaving, sticking to the shadows etc. Once objective one was completed, the three of us found ourselves underneath a tree at the other entrance to the park on Honolulu Street. ten minutes later, Objective two was achieved, solely through sitting down, as Rocco suddenly appeared in our general vicinity.

 

Yay us!!

 

I had a few chatses with Hobbo at this point, who wasn’t at the party. This ended in a good way but notsogood way all at once, and spanned the entire night, but I think was beneficial in the end =)

 

After our adventures we ventured back inside and started the music. And much dancing and singing was to be had.. mainly by Jason who was smashed off his face. Like. Srsly. It was funny. We jumped around to no doubt and faith no more and mr. bungle and pearl jam and muse and generally had fun. After about an hour of this though, it ended up being really only me and Jason and Alex. This was when Jase and I started talking. It was pretty funny, really, but it ended up in us giggling insanely as I, really pretty drunk, listened to Jason, incredibly wasted, tell me all about Anya, his girlfriend. It was sweet. =) However, as the conversation progressed we ended up in a weird telling each other everything state, so I now know all the details of his past relationships and sex lives, and generally stuff we didn’t need to talk about. But it seemed absolutely hilarious at the time rofl.

 

This conversation moved to the lounge room instead of the kitchen, and after we recorded on my phone a message from Jason to john, which he made me set up all acting like to make it seem like it wasn’t really for him but just part of the conversation (lol, it’s silly) our conversation moved to what happened at the end of his grade ten year, and the whole split thing and the arguments.. and basically everything. We talked for four hours solid, and got moved back to the kitchen and the light turned out on us so people could sleep, and Alex got a bit shitty because he wanted to talk to him, and I really needed to pee, but Jase was just like “I’ve got lots of shit to get off my chest, piss off” kinda thing so yeah. We talked (in the dark, due to tired ppls in the lounge) until about 4.30, at which point we decided it would be a good idea to go to bed, but then decided noodles were a much better idea. “There are noodles at my house!” says Jason, so off the two of us went on a ninja adventure. We ninja’d on down to Jason’s house, used our sneaky ninja skillz to sneak inside, commandeer every last packet of noodles (about 10, methinks) and the Worms: Armageddon play station game, and sneak out, all without being detected. We then ninja’d back to Keil’s and ate noodles with Alex and AG. At about a quarter to six Jason got too tired and decided it would be funny to snuggle up to Keil in Keil’s bed to see what he would say, but he’d only just sort of got on the bed in a general spooning position when he passed out and woke Keil up with his snoring rofl. Luckily he went straight back to sleep.

 

I decided to sleep as well. At 6. But there wasn’t really much point because I got woken up again at 7:30 by Lauren throwing her drunk pet ferret at me. Drunk because someone spilt bourbon and it drank it all up. It was psycho.

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At about ten we decided it was time to leave. Hamish and myself jumped into Jason’s car while Alex and Kiwi got in Rocco’s and we had a car chase. We were winning, successfully losing the other car etc. we had to turn back around because we forgot to pick up Corey, and when we got back on the highway we rofl’d because Rocco’s car overheated and broke down. =D us- 1 them- 0

 

I think I got home about 12, and was ready to go to bed when dad came home and made me come up to the garage with him to help him with something.. and opened the garage to reveal..

 

MY NEW CAR!!

 

W00t!! so yeah. It’s the Nubira described earlier. =D much happy.

 

Went to bed at 1 and woke up at 8, and I’ve only been awake for 3 hours and I’m already really tired again, so more bedtimes for me =)

 

Over and out,

The ninja LC

 

Ps – Keil and Jase and I are very keen for more shindig action, but with no venue as yet, so if you think of anything, text me =D