while submitting for roles…

I came apon this one! Seriously where do writers and directors come up with these film ideas? I mean…why!?

CASTING:
This beautiful UKRAINIAN woman cheats on her farmer husband with anyone around. She gets toxic shock from one of her one night stands who’s had a back alley penis transplant and his new member ( actually a finger ) comes off inside her. MUST SPEAK UKRAINIAN & BE OK BEING FILMED IN LINGERIE. SHOOTS AUGUST 5

LOL WTF?

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July 25, 2010

That is just straight-up bizarre. This isn’t a John Waters movie, is it? You should go for it! This sounds too interesting to pass up!

July 25, 2010

ummm yea that’s weird lol.

July 25, 2010

What the….?

July 25, 2010

You should see some of the weird stuff that pops up arond here too!

July 25, 2010

Eeeeeewwwwww…..

July 25, 2010

Thats has all the makings of a film festival movie :^/

July 25, 2010

Sounds like an Oscar winner there.

July 26, 2010

hahah what a plot… ryn: hmm i do love tea! maybe i will try that tea you suggested if i see it somewhere someday. x

July 26, 2010

sounds like a crazy crazy porno!

July 26, 2010

RYN: It is a huge box that held watermelons for display at a local grocery. I am going to fill it with empty cans of TaB… and then I am going to haul it to the local Coca-Cola bottler to get them to make more.

July 27, 2010

RandomReader rofl, crazy ideas make me laugh XD I wanna know how it’ll end, just for kicks.