McDonald’s Demographics

If you ever want to loose weight, I have found the perfect diet aide.  Try putting your retainer back in after 2 or 3 years.  Result? Well, your teeth will hurt so much when you eat, and it will hurt so much to take it out and put it back in that you will never want to eat again.  The dental assistant’s words of wisdom?  You can always take 3 advil at a time.  3!?!  That’s obscene.  I’m not exactly sure what came over me 3 a.m. monday morning, but i decided to try putting the retainer in…and here we are 3 days later, steadily incurring pain.  Apparently the bottom ones hurt more than the tops, which I personally am having a hard time imagining.  Well, enough about my teeth.

I finally stopped talking about it and went and actually got my hair cut.  Turns out 10 inches didn’t end up being that dramatic of a change.   I think it looks alright.

So today when I stopped at McDonald’s after the dentist’s appt. I found much to my surprise that the median age was about 70.  There were clumps of old people freverently discussing politics and health care.  They wore button-up shirts, vests and dress-suits.  I was confused as to where I was. 

Also, why is it that in this country we need to advertise for sugar?

I have played more games of solitaire these past few days…

As much as I realize that the work will kill me, I want to go back to school. 

This is an open invitation to all, if you’re in St. Louis and would like to hang out, give me a call.