Dear Baby…

Why, when you throw your stuffed animals out of the crib, as you do every single time you’re in there, must you throw them back in the corner that I can’t reach without moving furniture? And then flip the fuck out until I move said furniture and retrieve them for you? If it’s that upsetting to have your stuffed animals on the floor, then maybe it would make sense not to throw them there.

It’s a good thing you’re cute. 🙂

On another note, moving furniture is a good way to strain your shoulder. I need a hot shower and a massage now.

(PS – With all the awesome people who have left OD during all the site issues in the last couple months, why is my anonymous hater still here?? Can I trade him/her out and get someone better back here?)