Willy Wonka and the Child Molester

I knew it…it’s a huge conspiracy. Willy and Michael Jackson are going to get together and combine the Neverland Ranch with the dream candy factory. That’s how they lure them in. Poor defenseless kids, that’s okay because I’m going to be chilling up in the rafters with a home video camera and I’m going to catch ole boys in some creepy candy coated game…you know what I’m talking about. Then MAYBE that might be enough to convict Michael of something…maybe. I can’t promise anything. You know him standing there with a candy bar, his pants down, and a small asian boy… Yeah he was just playing leap frog. That’s what the f-ing jury obviously though. TEN counts and all of them found not guilty. Sorry, kind of crappy…and pissy.

Anyhow…moving on. Charlie came up with that name and I thought I would add on a little bit. hehe OoO we are going out to eat today:) Yay!!! Umm…and he’s still sitting here waiting to get ready. It’s all good I spent the whole day so I guess he can have a fair amount of time. I’m looking 2043803 kinds of sexy…oh yeah. *rubs Charlie’s nipples* I even put on some fake nails, yep.

Skipping along to some family updates. Jeffrey is STILL a nigger, and his dog is a shitting machine. She has mud butt all of the time and I’m sick of it. He does absolutely nothing about it and then mom has to clean it up. He must be mistaken if he thinks I’m going to touch it. GROSS!!! OoO I like sex… I think that we should just stick the little bitch outside and build a little dog shelter. Charlie likes sex too. The cats could even keep her company. The cats don’t shit everywhere either…but they are forced outside. I swear, life is so unfair. I like it from behind. Poor pussy cats…:(

TeeHee, I wonder if you all caught that. Hopefully it was just sublimianal anyway.

Hmm I’ll check ya’ll later.

xoxo always,

– ZE KAYLA