I’m back bitches!!!!

So…long time, no see. I can’t believe I could even still access my old email. Shocking!!!

So quick update, well as quick as you can cover 11 years. 🤣🤣🤣 Reader’s Digest version I was a hot ass mess til about 2016. Got married, moved to TN, seperated cause he was crazy af, dated an addict, became a supervisor, left an addict, moved in with 2 gay dudes………then met “the one”. Moved to IL in 2017, got pregnant then subsequently married in 2018, gave birth to beautiful twins in May 2019, and then became a stay at home mom and wife… If anyone is still following from my 2008 entries it’s totally fine to shit your pants right now. I swore up and down I never wanted kids, you couldn’t have caught me being a stay at home mom in a million years. Now I’m still relatively batshit crazy and stand in for Susie Homemaker. Needless to say I need a way to vent and get some of this shit off my chest!!!

So bam bitches, thats enough for one entry and quite a lot to process. I’ll do some more to get down to the nitty gritty of my newfound chaos.

-Kayla