Today … (By Marcus)

Hi, today I had a great day! But since it is 5:23 a.m, I haven’t had much of a chance to have a bad day. Also, a really cool part is that my name is Marcus! That’s right, Debbie is letting me write in her diary! It’s pretty cool, but enough about that. It’s time to get down to business.

I started today at 12 o’clock…that’s right, I was awake, and so was urvryone else–Debbie, Kenny, Josh, Michael and Jimmy. We were watching Double Take…a pretty cool movie. Then I took Kenny home because he was being a sleepy pansy. When I got back, we watched Family Man, which was equally good. Nicolas Cage is pretty cool, and Tea Leoni looks good, so I was happy, since I got to see her special parts in a shower scene.

Soon after the movie, Michael went home, and Josh went to sleep. Jimmy had been asleep for a long time before the movie ended. Urvrybody always has to go to sleep because they have “work.” Well, I have work, too, but do I cuur? Hell no, motha facko!

So, now it’s just me awake, and Dizebbie, too. And she was just now standing over my shoulder talking about how I haven’t written much yet, so I was like “Woman, get to the kitchen!” She obeys pretty good, so that’s cool. (If I suddenly disappear from the face of the earth, you’ll know Debbie has officially murdered me.)

Now for the meaningful part. She told me–nay, asked me to put something meaningful in this entry. So here goes:

Damn, I just sat here for 5 minutes and couldn’t figure out what to put. Sorry Debbie! I’ll make it up to you somehow; you have my word! This is Marcus, over and out.