Survey for “special” people
1.I like gummi bears, do you want a gummi bear? Sure, I guess so. I swear, if it’s sticky, I’m going to kick your ass.
2. What do the voices in your head tell you to do? “Stop arguing with me! I think I know you just a little better than YOU do!”–“Make me a sandwich.”
3. Tell me a story, a funny one: I know that if you stay up all night before you have to take 4 final exams, a lot of wierd shit will happen inside of your head,and even wierder shit will end up on your paper. Not funny,eh? Well, i dont care.
4. Tell me a cheesy joke: Q.Whats brown and sticky? A:A stick!
5. What do you miss most about kindergarten? songs, naps, SNACKS!
6.What’s your favorite flavor of Jelly Belly’s? Cherry, strawberry..the red ones
7. If you could go anywhere in the world with anyone you wanted to, who and where would it be? Not sure.. probably somewhere cool with someone hella cool. To bed with Eric? Nah.. =p ..uhh.. I like cheese.
8. What are your views on Tupperware? It’s convenient, and OK if I don’t have to wash them. I hate washing tupperware. Too many damn spare lids. Plus if you have pasta or something in there, it leaves stains, and it looks all crusty even when it’s clean.. and sometimes it warps because it gets too hot. Too much damn trouble, I tell ya!
9. What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? Eric had better f***ing call me. My head and neck hurt, and MY FEET hurt because i played basketball.. its hot in here.
10. Do you like to act? Not for seriousness. I like to act like a bitch a lot. I also like to act sweet and innocent (that takes a lot of acting)
11. Do you believe in horoscopes, palmistry, etc., or is it just a bunch of crap? Yes.. sometimes its crap, but usually I believe in it.
12. If you could change one thing in the world, what would that be and why? Everyone should start being happy, damnit! Before I kick some ass!
13. What’s the weirdest dream you ever had? Eating rats.. or something
14. Right now, make up a word. Forgufelderp
15. What’s your favorite personality trait about yourself? Debbie-ness
16. Make a short list of things you love and hate here:
love music, friends, my cat, family, cheesecake
hate math, really hot weather, feeling uncomftorable, pain! (my FEET hurt!)
17. If there was a movie being made about your life, who would the characters be, what would it be called, and what would be the theme song?
Me, val, autumn, renee, tami, tanya, nelly,marcus, my family, chewwie, other people.. It would be called “Life in a cookie bowl” and the theme song would be “The dong song”
Ok, it appears to be that I may have messed up, for there is no number 18.
19. Pretend there’s a question here,… ok, now answer it: 7 times a day
20. What would you do if you were in the living room, then got up to go to the kitchen because you were hearing weird noises like, WOOOHOOOO… and when you got there you saw the Pillsbury Dough Boy getting a little too friendly with a biscuit…? Get my fire extinguisher, and spray the little bastard.. then I’d probably get freaked out because hed be like a little infected critter, so I’d probably kick him. Then I’d call my attack cat Chewwie onto the scene, and her tail would get all poofy and she’d try to attack him but get scared and run away. Then I’d notice the doughboy was crying, so I’d apologize, hand him back his biscuit, and let him finish.Then when he was “done” I’d mens his wounds, and we’d get some chips and watch Seinfeld.
21. Would you be bothered if I changed my screen name? Yes, damnit!
22. What song reminds you of me? “Nasty” by Zorak
23. YEAH? I believe so.
24. Can I have a kidney? Give me a testicle. I mean, hell no! I love my kidneys. I didnt spend all this money buying them nice clothes and this new calculator just so I could go and give them away! Crazy ass!
25. Describe your most memorable experience involving cows: I went to this fair thing, and I saw a HUGE cow! The thing was way taller than me, and Im 5’4! Almost as big as a damn moose! The cow was huge.. and i was right at its ass! I was sure it would piss on me or something.
26. Did anyone ever tell you you looked like an ostrich? A duck.. but not an ostrich. Ostrich’s are sexy. Woo baby!
27. Who likes to go bowling? I DO! I DO!
28. Write whatever you want here: And then the parrot said, “That’s not a wrist watch, that’s my brother!”