Survey.

1. What’s your full name?: Twinkie Cakes Sexy Ass Hardcore Bitch SnaxAlot

2. How many fingers and toes do you have?: 4 and then possibly another 3 floating around somewhere. Maybe then theres about 10 more on top of that, and I just found 2 in my pocket and one under my knee.

3. Have you ever eaten cheese while petting your dog? Yes. I’ve eaten cheese while doing a lot of things. Most things, in fact.

4. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Oh hell I dont know. Wierd ass shit and a lack of faith makes things complicated.

5. How many ducks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?:

I dont know but I wonder how they would get in there.

6. Have you ever tasted raw fish?: Have you ever worn a squirrel tale cape?

7. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?: 4.39 bushels

8. If you have a nose say wisconsin:PEACH!!

9. Can you dance the irish jig while wearing a toga and drinking quarts and quarts of wine?: I can do anything I set my mind to.

10. Standing in a box and looking up at the sky do you think it will rain?: A little snow is in the forecast. And maybe some horse shit.

11. Have you ever gone down on your dog?: Oh hell no..

12. If yes to 12. would you like to explain?: explain what, you beastiality .. fuckers!

13. What does the term “red rocket” remind you of?: Perhaps a nice innocent popsicle.

14. Are you swedish?: Maybe in the middle.

15. If you were a vampire, what would you do with your eternal life so you wouldn’t be bored?: Make music and be a love machine.

16. What do hippo’s eat?: Anything except corn.

17. Can you eat a tin can?: If I try real hard and scrunch my ass just like this..

18. Can you dance?: I can dance and blah blah.. ::music plays in the background::

19. What’s your favorite kind of gummy?: HOT FRIES.

20. Can I hit you in the face with a slimy herring?: On my right eye, please.

21. Were you born in a test tube?: I wasnt BORN in a test tube, but I might have developed from my moms egg there. It was probably like.. cozy..

22. Were you an aborted baby who somehow survived?: Wouldnt I be small and brown and wrinkly? Perhaps transparent? Hell, I dont know. I think Id be hella famous if that happened.

23. Are you Jesus Christ himself?: I AM DOG BACKWARDS. DOG ASS? NO. GOD.

24. Do you think anal sex is a bad thing?: Bad as in.. good? No. Its not bad as in good. Its not good as in bad. Its BAD, as in bad. Anus’s are for shit to come out of.. but hey, whatever floats your boat, yo!

25. Do you think greek people are weird?: I think Americans are wierd. Hell yes we are.

26. How many porno’s have you watched in the last 28 years?: I didnt know I could watch porn before I was born! I guess I was camped out at the cotton candy machine.. damn.

27. What does blue taste like?: Light and fruity and refreshing.

28. Can you shove the computer monitor in your ass? If the hole in my ass was very large. But it isnt. Larger pieces of shit have a hard enough time finding their way out, and i dont think they’d allow some large piece of machinery IN.

29. Do you have a hidden talent that consists of eating a dollar bill and then crapping out 4 quarters?: No but I can shove 4 quarters up my ass and puke out a dollar bill.

30. Have you ever ran around naked in public?: If I remember correctly, no.

31. Were or are you popular in high school?: My friends and I are popular among ourselves and with certain groups of people. We do okay.

32. What kind of cloths do you wear?: ones I like

33. Do you wear A&F?: No.

34. What highschool stereotype are you considered?: the.. creative ones.. The bitches.. maybe.

35. What does the term whoobie o do mean to you?:??? I love you.

36. Do you watch cartoons?: OF FREAKIN COURSE!

37. What kind of music do you like?: mellow.. I worship Dave Matthews.

38. If you like pop music can I get a derranged monkey to have his way with your body?: Skip the music but send over the monkey.

39. Did you like this survey?: It was wonderful.

40. Would you like to see more?: Oh please yes.