Stupid things I am scared of

*The Grinch that stole christmas (the original cartoon).. eek! I would rather poop out worms than watch that.. a couple years ago is the last time i tried, and it made me cry! Damn green man!

*Open spaces.. one of my worst fears, ok heres a scenario.. its the middle of the night, and for some stupid ass reason which i cannot comprehend, you’re standing in the middle of a field( by yourself of course!) Everythings quiet.. suddenly in the distance you see a figure running towards you. Theres nowhere to go, and noone can hear you scream. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?! (I would crap my pants)

*Closed spaces.. well im just naturally very claustrophobic, but part of it is also from Edgar Allen Poe, who was afraid of being buried alive and would describe how it would be.. for some reason Im scared people would bury me when I wasnt dead, and I would wake up in the coffin with no air, so you scream, and noone hears you. What DO YOU DO? (Again, I would crap my pants, but would be careful because there isnt much air to circulate the smell)

*My self diagnosis of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.. It doesnt scare me but it erks me. Everytime I accidentally touch something or someone rubs against me I have this uncontrollable urge to wipe it off. I told this jerk this once, and he rubbed his hand down my entire arm and i felt like i was going to die! I also have to count things, perform tasks, etc.

*Surprises.. as in murderers in my closet, midgets calling me from my own house and then asking the operator who it is and she says IT’S IN YOUR OWN HOUSE! And things like that where I would be vulnerable and helpless..till I got my baseball bat and opened a can..no, a whole case.. of whoop ass!

*Animation styles, lettering styles.. This is wierd. If i see a certain type of writing it scares the crap out of me. I dont know which kind it is but if I see it i will know, because I will be scared! Also certain animation styles, especially like Dr. Suess(that stuff makes me want to puke) Wile E. Coyote, and I cant think of other specifics right now.

Have you ever met anyone who is scared of a font? Well I am! Thats right, Im a freak. Im a pansy. I have unnecessary fears. Ah! =p