Cat Love Square

Ah! I get lonely without a man! Someone to screw around with, be with and all that shiznit.All that hopeless romantic stuff.. *sigh* There are 3 cats here that are currently my lovers.. Spaz,Blackie,and Tailess! Spaz is gorgeous, but a bitch..She likes to play a lot tho, which is cool. (yea, shes a girl, but im not a lesbo).Spaz has a very outgoing personality, but still, shes a bitch if you hang around her too much, which sucks! Blackie is very intelligent, intellectual, and has a great personality, and acts like a human.. Tailess is very buff and studly, but talks too much.I constantly tell him to stop yelling, but it never seems to get thru. Hes like the kind of cat youd want to have just a fling with,and in the morning you would kick him out of your house.. I’m not into beastiality or any of that shiznit, I just think of animals as people, and these are the character traits I see in them~!Its cute when Blackie meows.. he will look you straight in the eyes, and with such personality, say : “meow”.He only moves the bottom of his mouth and not the top. Oh yeah, Tailess has no tail! That way, you can always see his balls.. theyre not small, not to be perverted but you notice them..I think he wants to have babies with his mommy! But Id rather he brought his fine little ass over this way!This is what I’d look for in a guy! He has to be exactly like these cats! >^.^< Anyway, if anyone fits this, feel free to contact me~!~

Anyway, I am just dwelling on my loneliness. I am the kind of person to think that. At least I have my cats to think of.. my lovers.. I think I will dump 2 of them and keep Blackie, but Spaz always tries to seduce me! She will act all pretty and come running at me. Tailess tries to seduce me too, because yesterday morning I woke up and he was laying in the bed with me! Hes one crazy cat! Who knows what the little devil had on his mind!I think I should take them all on a talk show, and have it be called “One Girl, Three Cats-One Fucked Up Love Square!” I’ll probably go on Jerry Springer,or better yet, “Gary”..

Anyway,I think that I have written enough for this entry.. I shall go now, I am currently at Spaz’s house and she needs my attention. *sigh*