WHAT A MESS! READ

OY VEY! I was already dressed to go out! Anyhow of course I had to check my email first. So I sit down at my desk and leave a fart BUT to my big surprise it wasn’t a fart and I ended up with shit in my pants so I had to go wash and change everything from the belly button down. Now I am sure you didn’t want to hear that. I’d better be careful from now on.