TOO FUNNY-ok

Sex In The Dark >   >There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. >  >Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. >     >Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. >  >She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. >  >So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. >  >She looked down… and saw her husband was holding a >battery-operated pleasure device… a vibrator! >  >Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. >  >She went completely ballistic. >  > "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" >  >The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: >"I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."