TIME FOR A LAUGH-ok
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I
mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With this
he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went
over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!" The
woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What’s wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I’m going
to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s a good one!
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haha, that’s funny 🙂
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LOL
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Funny! 🙂
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lol…that`s funny!
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LOL
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beautiful.
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A good one. LOL
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THat’s funny!!!
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Funny funny. I needed the chuckle right now, thanks. I have no where near the number of entries you have. I think between the two diaries I have about 1000. I’m thankful for the friends here. Thanks for you too.
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nice retort
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ryn: I try to avoid his room (as I did Carrie’s) but sometimes going into it can provide amusement of sorts. I only hang up his clothes when I feel like it….and sometimes I find something to claim for myself! He used to swipe my stuff; now I swipe his. 🙂 hugs, Weesprite
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahha thanks for that well-needed laugh lol .. very good joke..
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