THE GOOD AND BAD NEWS-read

 
6/8/2005

Elderly couple knowing that death will soon part them, decide to buy an ouija board. and make a pact that who ever dies first, will come back across the board in a year and tell the other what the other side is, so at lest one of them has a chance of being saved.

Husband dies and a year later the wife takes out the board and gets her husbands spirit.

"So Henry what is life like on the other side?"

"Oh well I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we only do 3 things here. Eat, Sleep and have SEX and we have a lot of sex. Great sex. incredible sex. 8 to 12 times a day is common. It is fantastic"

So whats the bad news?"

Well, the bad news is, I’m a jack rabbit in Arizona.."