TEN

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

SISTER: HOW COME YOU STAYED WITH YOUR HUBBY ALL THESE YEARS?
SON: WILL YOU EVER GET ANOTHER JOB?
DAUGHTER – ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARIED?
SON – ARE YOU REALLY HAPPY?
FRIEND – WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU EAT?
FRIEND – DON’T CALL ME! I’LL CALL YOU!
HUBBY – THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARING AND SHOWING IT.
GOD – HA!!!!!!!!!
DOCTORS – YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING BUT I WISH YOU DID.
FRIEND – I WILL MISS YOU!

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
I HAVE NO PATIENCE.
I CAN’T STAND MOST PEOPLE.
I LOVE FRENCH FRIES AND POTATO CHIPS
I AM AFRAID OF THE FUTURE.
I LOVE BOOKS.
I LOVE BEING ALONE
I LOVE SHOPPING
I LOVE TO TRAVEL
I HAVE NO PATIENCE
I MISS MY FRIEND

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
GIVE ME MONEY
SAY YOU LOVE ME
TAKE CARE OF ME
SPEND TIME WITH ME
SHARE YOUR NEWS
CALL ME
PLAY JEWISH MUSIC
SHARE A DELICIOUS MEAL

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
GETTING OLD AND SICK
LIVING WITH PAIN
THE FUTURE
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT
WHAT TO DO WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE
PLACES TO VISIT
SHOPPING

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
SURE WONT LIST THEM HERE

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
HUBBY
CHILDREN
SISTER
FRIEND
GRANDCHILDREN

Day Seven: Four turn-offs
ADS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT
PEOPLE WHO NEVER STOP TALKING
BAD DRIVERS
PEOPLE WHO PHONE WITH NOTHING TO SAY

Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
SMILE
CARING
KINDNESS

Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
CAN’T THINK OF THIS NOW

Day Ten: One confession about yourself
I AM A VERY IMPATIENT, JUDGMENTAL AND INTOLERANT PERSON