SLEEPLESS NIGHTS-read

I MUST BE OLD

BECAUSE

AT NIGHT

I DON’T SLEEP

I WANDER AROUND

AND

CROCHET

AND EAT

AND GO ONLINE

AND EAT

AND WATCH TV

AND EAT…………..

I MUST BE OLD BECAUSE I NEED A NAP DURING THE DAY

SO I HAVE A NAP

AND THEN

AT NIGHT I CAN’T SLEEP

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I

GET UP

AND

PUT ON MY GLASSES

AND SAUNTER OVER TO

MY FRIENDLY COMPUTER

I TURN IT ON

TO SEE WHOSE

UP

MAYBE A FRIEND IN ARIZONA

MAYBE A RELATIVE FROM HOME

NOPE

EVERYONE

MUST BE SLEEPING

I

TAKE OFF MY GLASSES

GO MAKE A PEE

GO BACK TO BED

HUBBY IS SNORING

HE DOESN’T KNOW A THING

I PULL THE BLANKET

HE GIVES A GRUNT

IT’S FIVE A.M

I FALL ASLEEP.

THE SUN IS SHINING

RIGHT INTO THE ROOM

TIME TO GET UP

IT’S ANOTHER DAY

EIGHT O’CLOCK

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I SLEPT THREE HOURS!