MEN ARE TOO LUCKY

Men Are Just Happier People
                                NICKNAMES
   If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
     Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will
    affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.
                                EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even
though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and
             none will actually admit they want change back.
     When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
                                  MONEY
                A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
                                BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
                cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man
        would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
                                ARGUMENTS
                A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
                                  FUTURE
        A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
        A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
                                 MARRIAGE
     A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
                               DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
             answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
              A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
                                 NATURAL
             Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
               Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
                                OFFSPRING
   Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
                       fears and hopes and dreams.
     A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
                           THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
  A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people

                       remembering the same thing!