ENOUGH ALREADY-ok

I lost a pound. Oh no I gained two pounds. I can’t eat anything else today.
My clothes don’t fit anymore. I will have to wear a size three. What will I do?
I can’t wear a bathing suit. People will see my thighs. Lucky you have them. Some people have no legs.
I didn’t exercise today. Kill me please.
What should I do? We are eating out tonight? I can’t eat all that food.
Steak? Are you crazy? Do you know how many calories there are in a steak?
Pass the water please. Maybe a piece of celery. Oh no!!!! Just one piece is enough. I only have time to run four miles this morning.
Do you think I look thin? Oh no! You weigh 100 pounds? Go hide your face and don’t come out till you are THIN! Do you want to embarrass me?
Supper? Are you crazy? I gained an ounce yesterday. Of course I weigh myself every hour. How do you think I stay so fat? I am really fat now. No swimming for me. No shorts for me.
I can’t go out today. I don’t go to the hairdresser till tomorrow. I’m staying behind closed doors today. I don’t have anything to wear. Tomorrow after my hairdo I will go shopping at SEARS. New styles for me. The old goes OUT!
Me have breakfast? Are you crazy? Just a cup of coffee please with skim milk mixed with some water please. Thank you. I must get to bed. I feel faint!