A JOKE

A WOMAN WAS WALKING THROUGH THE AISLES OF HER LOCAL GROCERY STORE. AS SHE WALKED SHE TOUCHED HER HEAD, HER TWO BREASTS AND HER CROTCH. SHE DID THIS REPEATEDLY. A MAN WHO WAS WATCHING HER FINALLY STOPPED HER AND ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING. SHE TOLD HIM THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN HER GROCERY LIST. WHEN SHE TOUCHED HER HEAD SHE REMEMBERED A HEAD OF LETUUCE. WHEN SHE TOUCHED HER BREASTS IT REMINDED HER TO BUY TWO QUARTS OF MILK. WHEN SHE TOUCHED HER CROTCH SHE REMEMBERED FANTASTIC!!!!!