Urban Dictionary Survey

I found this from a random diary and thought it was pretty funny! I picked the first answer in almost all the questions, but 1 or 2 I picked one of the others because I found it was more relevant or funnier!

What you do is go to urbandictionary.com and type the answer of each question into the seach box and then write in what they give you…..

1. Your Name

Glen

Response: "A pitty whore; someone who complains they have no love life but have droves of women after them"

Use: "Stop whining about you’re failed love life, you’re pulling a glen."

2. Your Age

Response: "The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

So, a half-blind 70-year-old just got his license, rents a car a kills 5 people is more acceptable than a 24-year-old who has been driving for up to 10 years without an accident."

Use: "Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"

3. One Of Your Friends

Brent

Response: "A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold."

Use: "That frat boy’s actually pretty Brent. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he’s a real sweetheart."

4. What You Should Be Doing

Working

Response: "A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience."

Use: "No, I can’t come to the party tonight. I’m working late."

5. Your Favorite Color

Blue

Response: "The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers."

Use: "The sky is blue."

6. Your Birth Place:

Sydney

Response: "biggest city in australia. it is a unique city to live in cos of its warm weather, strong cultural diverstiy and nightlife. congested roads and public transport, crime rates and expensive property are often critised by other states.

unlike melbourners.. sydneysiders are not afraid to admit that melbourne is the entertainment capital (concerts, movie stars, casinos) and queensland has the best beaches and weather"

Use: "melbourners dont like sydney cos they live in the cold under grey skys all year which makes them grumpy."

7. Last Person You Talked To

Kim

Response: "Someone who detracts from the enjoyment of another’s night."

Use: "If Miller’s gonna go that far to kim my night fair play to him."
"Alright, don’t kim me."
"Hanksy is a kimmer."
"Moulet is kimming me"

8. Last Thing You Drank

Water

Response: "The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet"

Use: "EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!"

9. Your NickName:

Slick

Response: "Perfect in manner; sharp, attentive, having perfect answers for virtually all questions, and, of course, large amounts of gel in hair."

Use: "that’s why they call me slick."

10. Your First Pets Name

Ebony

Response: "Probably the coolest name anyone could possibly have, you have to be pretty special to be name ebony.

anyone whos name isnt ebony are very jealous indeed"

Use: "oh my god her name is ebony"
"dam i wish that was my name"

11. State You Live In

NSW

Response: "Abrv for New South Wales.

An eastern Australian state between Queensland and Victoria.

The most populace state (6.6million (2001)), with the countries largest city, Sydney, having a population of 4.15million (2001)."

Use: "NSW gonna kick QLD’s arse in the origin!!"