so much for crushes

So today out of the blue. .  .

this guy that i have had a crush on for years

calls me and says

do you wanna go to a movie?

 

of course i jump at the oppertunity and say yes yes oh yes

we go

it’s nice

its  . . . . . boring

it’s polite

it’s strained

after the movie we find a nice quiet place and park the car

we talk

i take off his shirt

i start to kiss him

he says "wow that was my first kiss. . . "

I say "ever?"

he says "yeah ever, you are my first kiss"

I say "oh" and reach into his pants

i want to show him how nice a kiss can be

he creams himself the moment i touch him

he is a virgin

in all aspects

jeez

bah

he got embarrased and went home

 

>.<

kiss the frog!