A motherly maledy (sp?)

My whole life I have had a disease. It’s incurable and in many cases terminal. My friend steve died from it last year. This thing eats away at your brain and corrodes your heart. It munches your spine and causes you to gain weight. Many people have tried to get shed of this horrible contamination only to find that in most cases it’s hereditary. in short this shit sucks. 

Would you like to know the sobriquet of this awful pathosis?  It’s commonly refered to as mother. It has aquired other names over the years mommy, ma ma, mum. They all, however, mean the same undeniable thing.

A mother nurtures. and hovers. a mother loves, and hates. a mother protects, and shuns.

An example of the disease "mother":

you are very sick and are fighting hard with bronchitis, in an effort to improove your enviroment you begin to do your laundry. Mother decides it is also time to do it’s laundry. a 25 minute argument begins including you stating that you only do your laundry once a month as it is where as she does hers every week. through the course of this confrontation you are hacking your little pink lungs out and silence your self to prevent further pains.  10 minutes later the mother calls you into it’s lair and administers cough medicine.

This is the oxymoronic horror that comes with being afflicted with this disorder.

someone please find a cure.

kiss the frog!