the guilty game

guilty or innocent?

Dated outside your race?
Innocent.

Given a hickey?
Guilty.

Hooked up on the first date?
Innocent.

Singing in the shower?
Guilty.

Spit in someone’s drink?
guilty

Played with Barbies?
Guilty.

Made someone cry?
Guilty.

Opened your Christmas presents early?
Guilty.

Lied to a friend?
Guilty.

Seen “The Goonies” more than 10 times?
Innocent.

Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
Guilty.

Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Innocent.

Ate food that fell on the floor?
Guilty.

Went outside naked?
Guilty.

Got caught having sex?
Innocent.

Flashed somebody?
Guilty.

Mooned somebody?
innocent

Been on stage?
Guilty.

Been on stage naked or close to it?
Innocent.

Been in a parade?
Innocent.

Been in a school play?
Guilty.

Drank beer?
Guilty.

Gotten detention?
Guilty.

Been on a plane?
Guilty.

Been on a cruise?
innocent

Broken into a house?
Guilty.

Gotten a tattoo?
guilty.

Gotten piercings?
Guilty.

Gotten into a fist fight?
innocent.

Gotten into a shouting match?
Guilty.

Swallowed sea/pool water?
Guilty.

Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
Guilty.

Laughed so hard your side hurt?
Guilty.

Tripped on your own feet?
Guilty.

Cried yourself to sleep?
Guilty.

Cried in public?
Guilty.

Thrown up in public?
Innocent.

Lied to your parents?
Guilty.

Skipped class?
Guilty.

Cried so hard you threw up?
Innocent.