cross out survey

just cross out the stuff that isn’t true.

I have been:
a child
a daughter
a sister
a friend
a dancer
a member of the choir
a soloist
a thief
a liar
a confidant
a mother
a bitch
an angel
mean without reason
hurt without cause
a smoker
a nurse
a wife
a daydreamer
a bride
a cleaning lady
a chauffer
a traveler
a writer
a poet
a reader
a diarist
unfairly accused
jealous
a customer service representative
depressed
melodramatic
spiritual
aggressive
sultry
sexy
cute as a button & ugly as sin
bald
a dominatrix
submissive
vanilla
silly
naive
bankrupt
loyal
abused
neglected
to every state except Alaska
an aunt
mistaken for a man
an online game moderator
a photographer
a slob
in therapy
scared of the dark
intimidating and intimidated
maniacal
despondent
patriotic
to Disneyworld
to the funeral of someone who was too young to die
inside a sex club
weepy
melancholy
understanding, misunderstanding, understood & misunderstood
comforted
to the edge of my sanity

I have…

commited random acts of kindness
cried without comfort
offered comfort to both friends & strangers
had evil thoughts
had more lovers than I’d like
driven too fast
danced too hard
drank too much
laughed too loud
said stupid shit
swore like a sailor
gossiped
committed adultery
left the scene of an accident
depended on the kindness of strangers
been to the abortion clinic
had more than one lover in my bed at the same time
talked behind the back of a friend
been talked about by a friend
smoked marijuana
taken speed or acid
cheated on tests
danced in the rain
made love in a pond
watched a meteor shower
cared for orphaned animals
danced in the moonlight
cared for the dying
gotten hopelessly lost in Chicago
stood on the edge of a cliff
made prank phone calls
played practical jokes
suffered from road rage
shared secrets to my daughter
made friends with people I’ve never seen
had a crush on a girl
watched XXX rate movies
searched for internet porn
smoked in the boy’s room
gained and lost 50lbs
had an unrequited love
written letters I never intended to send
sent letters I wish I’d never written
hated
loved
been loved
won an award
seen a UFO
acted like an idiot
misbehaved
fallen off a horse
been strong
flirted with strangers
ridden a mini bike
got lost in the woods
thought Bigfoot was following me
had phone sex
read cheesy love stories
Shared a hot tub with naked strangers
broken someone’s heart
had my heart broken
had cancer