World Domination Foiled

Ok, first things first, lets put an end to this whole debate thing that it seems that I’ve sparked somehow. When I said that you should ignore other people’s opinions, I did not mean to imply that you should ignore other people’s feelings and in the meantime possibly molest children or murder small animals instead. I do not recommend either activity, regardless of whether or not you ask people online if you’re hot. However, I do stand by my original assertion that it’s really quite useless and desperate looking when you beg people to analyze your online photos. Nothing you say will change my mind, primarily because this theory is what my kitchen-psychology has led me to believe and I refuse to relinquish it. So, there.

Hopefully, this puts an end to that whole bit. Honestly, if I wanted to stir up controversy I’d just say “I think we should kill all the homeless children” or something. Oh, and what’s with all these reasonable arguments against me? From now on I request that you leave a note calling me a twat and move on, I can’t be bothered with all this rational thought and debate stuff. I’ve got Woody Allen movies to watch.

Of course, as I’m sure the more intelligent of you are aware, the real reasoning behind my original comment was to make you all start ignoring each other’s opinions, causing mass chaos and making way for my eventual world domination. My plans were foiled, mostly by a feminist named Katie, but she has won only the battle and not the war. WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE MINE!

Oh, and those of you who aren’t yet willing to submit to me as your almighty ruler, ignore paragraph 3.