What happens when I get too much time on my hands
I was going to go lift weights in hopes of sculpting my body into every woman’s dream, but, well, it’s really hot outside, so I guess I’ll update here instead. Just remember that when I post my next picture and I’m roughly 350 lbs it’s really you to blame.
It seems that my last diary induced the usual plethora of responses, ranging from “Wow, you’re a genius!” to “Wow, you’re stupider than I thought!” but I guess that’s to be expected. I’m just glad I’m not really sensitive about these sorts of things or I’d either be ego-maniacal or suicidal, depending on whom I listen to.
Anyway, this is another one of those, “I don’t quite know why I’m posting here” entries, so, sorry if you’re losing interest. I just wish I had some really odd or funny story to tell you to keep your attention. Well, come to think of it, I did come across a funny scene today. The scene being my dog wearing women’s underwear.
No, really, my dog was wearing panties.
The explanation I got on the incident later, after I had already called the mental institution on the matter of admitting my parents, was that the panties prevent him from inflicting injury on himself by biting his own back. Personally, I think my parents are just acting out on some weird fetish, but, hey, who am I to judge?
Oh, and in case you don’t believe me I snapped a photo:
I have not the words.
OH how cute. This might be psychotic, but sometimes I put clothes on my dog. It embarrasses him, but its still fun to watch! ~Smooches~ Oh, and sex doesn’t bore me baby! 😉
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haha… we never dressed our dog in undergarments, but we did put shirts on him. It was quite amusing. Brad.
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Wow that was the oddest thing I have ever seen…But it was strangley facinating. Oh well I like you Keeep writing!! Laura
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ryn; i went to see kill bill, im on vacation, im actually considering going to a party, im thinking of having a long-distance relationship and im lazy. those i think are pretty good exuses. but i’ll get to it today, tomorrow or on sunday. but i think you should update. i also lift weights, but my muscles dont seem to grow. and i really want a sixpack. –katie
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I have not the words, either!
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oh god, the poor dog. I wouldnt bother asking questions, u may hear things u dont want to. The dog does look rather embarased so it was nice of them to cover his face. lol
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I have absolutely no possible way to express what I thought when I saw that.. Speechless.. haha
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you’re a very good writer. check out my latest entry and let me know what you think. i’d love to have some work from you! looking foward to reading more,
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this photo has made my day… heck you made my week! thanx, *CC*
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Your dog wears panties, mine wears Christmas decorations (I have photos). My cat also likes to indulge in some … dressing up as well. I get bored, it happens. That is very cute … um, how are your parents?? Haha
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That’s pretty funny. I do feel bad for your dog though.
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can you please update? i know i havent, but i really cant concentrate on anything more than a begging max 400 character note. im sure you can come up with something, how about a lame story about choking on a pretzel? or falling off a bike? im sure you’ve got loads of those. or give us a link to go to. anything. or keep watching woody. which ever. –katie
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Oh wow! That is something truly …special.
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