The Annual Ask Matt Questions Event
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Yes, it is once again time for the event that all of you look ever so forward to each year – The Annual Ask Matt Questions Event! The rules of the event are as follows: You ask me questions and I have to answer them. And not only must I answer them, but I must answer them honestly. In addition, there is no limit on the number of questions you can ask, so hypothetically the event could continue forever. Which might be the ideal scenario since I write her so sparsely lately and when I do it is usually to talk about girls that I’m not even having sex with.
On that note, this event inevitably always turns into The Annual Ask Matt Sexual Questions Event, but there is no rule that the questions must be sexual in nature. Or even embarrassing in nature. It’s perfectly fine to ask me about my favorite books or if I enjoy bike riding in my spare time, though generally people are more prone to ask things like if I would have sex with them. So, if nothing else is gained from the exercise, at least we all learn a little bit about human nature, eh?
And let the questions begin!
1. Do you ever want to be married? 2. Do you want children? 3. If you could have chosen a different career path, what would you have chosen? 4. Have you ever thought maybe Donna is in love with you and causing drama to keep other ladies at bay? 5. Do you realize at least 90% of your readers have an Internet crush on you? *I will think of more*
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what is your favorite color and why? have you ever been to a music festival? do you like starfruit? if you could only eat two food products for the rest of your life, what would they be and why? what is your middle name? tell the truth, have you ever watched dancing with the stars?
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Do you always do this on November 3rd? Tell me about the moment in your life in which you felt most close to God. Tell me about the moment you realized you were atheist. What is the happiest moment of your life? The worst? If I called you at four in the morning, would you pick up?
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Do I have to ask a question? ~I’ll be
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what question are you really hoping no one asks? (and don’t say, “nothing, really.” answer! this question, not the one you don’t want asked…)
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do you consider yourself more cynical or optomistic? how and why has this changed in the recent past? (a few years)
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If you had two job offers that were equivalent in job descriptions, benefits, and salary, but one was in Georgia and one was somewhere in the country outside of the south, which would you take? Are you still friends with Kyle? I haven’t heard him mentioned recently. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and what would you see?
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Are you happy? Why or why not?
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