Sometimes things don’t end as quickly as you think

As I’m sure you recall, less than a week ago, I revealed to my worldwide diary audience that I was, in fact, ending my RFIM research provoking reactions ranging from wild applause to agonizing disappointment. However, these reactions proved to be unnecessary as yesterday an opportunity presented itself that the young researcher in me could not resist. The opportunity to meet a RFIM.

Of course, technically speaking, I’ve really met a RFIM before. Two actually. Still, these meetings were before I had created the official acronym of RFIM and when much less research on the subject had been completed. Back then I still held onto the silly idea that RFIM’s acted under the same rules and commonalities as us normal people. Of course, we all know better than to think this nonsense, now. So, honestly, I couldn’t let the opportunity slip away from me to actually once again observe a real, live, breathing RFIM. Chances such as these only come so often.

The actual details of the meeting are inconsequential, as I’m sure all of you grasp the basic concept of the RFIM and the small black hole that exists within them in the place of a personality. The basics of this RFIM were no different. Still, there were a few notable observations that I made.

Again, as I’m sure you’re aware, RFIM’s think differently than non-RFIM’s. Of course, the term think and RFIM really don’t belong together, but, think is really the only appropriate term one can use for any semblance of brain activity, no matter how small or useless that actual activity is. So, as I was saying, RFIM’s think differently than non-RFIM’s. We are all aware of this, but many of the subtle nuances have yet to be discovered. However, yesterday, I believe I did discover one of those nuances, as I think I have found the trigger for excitement in the RFIM brain. I give to you the following example:

RFIM Brain: “Wow, this person truly has a special aura about him. The great excitement his presence brings immediately causes me to fall into a state of ecstasy.”

What this means: You have posters on your wall.

RFIM Brain: “This is a sad, miserable, person. I bet he is a virgin, or a homosexual, or both. He will likely die covered in his own bile.”

What this means: You don’t have posters on your wall.

Yes, it seems that, next to helium, posters are the primary attraction point for RFIM’s. One only imagines the madly erotic thoughts that would run through an RFIM’s mind if you lived in a room covered only with posters of hot air balloons. Especially considering the mad perversions that RFIM’s are prone to anyway. Scary actually.

So, yes, another chapter of RFIM research has been completed. Unfortunately, now, as this entry winds down, I feel I must once again announce that my RFIM research is, at least tentatively, over. Obviously, as this entry has proven, if there are incredibly enticing research opportunities, I will pursue them, but RFIM research is no longer my main concern. Yes, I can not deny that these strange creatures are something that I still hold a degree of interest towards, but, there just comes a point when a man has to move on to other, more important, things.

Did I mention that the goddess waved at me today?

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November 11, 2004

i miss one entry and it seems u make a new diary so i end up missing month worth of good writing love ya babe

Wow, that was…..deep, and very thought through. But the question in my mind still remains. What IS a RFIM????

November 11, 2004

maybe ill do RMIM research. that sounds like fun. I think maybe ill do that. you have inspired me laura

November 12, 2004

found your diary, enjoyed reading it..take care

November 12, 2004

hey, this is my new diary… 🙂

God, I’m away for 3 weeks and I have no idea what is going on! Smooches hottie!

you never cease to have millions of admirers, whether or not its your writing, or the fact that you are a cocky pompous insane human being is yet to be known, but suppose this was pointless just bored

November 15, 2004

Great diary, very entertaining