RFIM Experimental Chaos

The RFIM insanity continues, and it’s getting to the point that I’m going to have to change the balloon picture on the profile just to cut down on all the random messages. Seriously, I can’t actually log on yahoo messenger and have a conversation with anyone before I’m getting incessantly messaged by strange females wanting to know if I’m single. And all because of helium. Talk about the unknown element of love.

Plus, there’s the added distraction that the vast majority of them actually expect me to remember who they are, which I realize isn’t really so much to ask, but it’s more difficult than you think. I mean, how am I supposed to remember the key differences in the personality traits of gagirl77 and georgia_girl366? Its just unreasonable to expect anything less than mass confusion.

So, I think I’m going to have to put an end to the balloon picture experiment soon, but, the results have been pretty clear: Chicks dig balloons. All of you male readers, now, finally, know the secret to a woman’s heart.