OD Temp Service

So, recently I realized that I have not been taking full advantage of all of my connections nationwide through Open Diary. You see, I often travel as part of my job, recently as often as two weeks out of every month. Generally, my company will hire a temporary employee through a temp service to be my "assistant" of sorts since it doesn’t make financial sense for them to pay travel expenses for administrative employees. Unfortunately, hiring people through a temp service is relatively expensive – we usually pay $15-$18 an hour for an employee who probably only sees slightly more than half of that.

Fortunately, I’ve finally figured out the solution – an OD Temp Service! That’s right, whenever I happen to travel to a city near you, you can earn slightly better than minimum wage for a few days work AND get to spend all day with me. It’s brilliant, really.

My dear OD friend Savannah, formerly of “Savvy, yo” fame, has been the first to take me up on this opportunity. I’m spending the week working at a client in Michigan and Savannah is here right by my side, dutifully making copies as I sit around and try to look important so she doesn’t know I hired her to do my job for me.

Obviously from this point forward I should publicly post where I’m traveling to next a few weeks in advance so that everyone gets a proper chance to participate in the “Meet Frankly. and Make Money” OD program. Next up, Sanderson, Florida.  Any takers? Rates are negotiable!

 

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December 12, 2012

So when’s your next business trip to the South Pacific?

December 12, 2012

I saw this entry on the front page, absolutely brilliant!

December 12, 2012

If you’re ever headed to Iowa let me know! <3 m

December 12, 2012

This is so freaking cool and great idea Matt!! Congratulations 🙂 (If you happen to go to Ireland let me know lol)

December 12, 2012

Hahahahahah, awesome. I’d take you up on it too, aside from the whole You Still Don’t Know My Friends’ Real Names thing and also I have a job. ~I’ll be

/likes this It was a genuine pleasure chillin with you, Matt!

December 13, 2012

Unfortunate that you won’t be working in California. But I’ll be moving there soon and I’m sure you’ll put me to work whenever possible. Yes, and I’m free, so your company should really like that. Haha.

December 14, 2012

This is hilarious/brilliant. I call Chicago! And possibly St. Louis and Milwaukee…

December 14, 2012

Boston here.