My Dream Roommate
Ok, firstly, I’m horribly disappointed that none of you have taken me up on my generous offer to house with you for the mere inconvenience of you having to move to Athens, Georgia. Really, and I thought you people loved me! That said things may still turn out all right in the end. Here’s an excerpt from an e-mail my potential roommate for next year sent me:
“I will be cooking almost every night because I like good food and its cheaper/healthier. I do not mind cooking for an extra person . . .
My expectations of a roomate: I hope to be able to have dinners together at least a couple times a week”
Come on, am I good or what?
lol
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that person sounds like a weirdo. are they female? they sound fat. you should write ‘no fatties’ at the bottom of your search list. 😉 and- what the hell was this?! “If I could move to athens right now, I would. Oh, how I would.” HUH!? pah. good luck with finding a roommate. don’t choose emily griffith. she’s horrendous and i am pretty certain she’s still attending undergrad up there.
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^ Um, wow.
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Male or female? Good luck w/ the room-mate 🙂
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Huh. Well, at least she(?) uses capital letters and punctuation. And can spell ‘expectations.’ That’s a good sign, right?
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🙂
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That sounds nice. You ARE good. Mm-mmm good.
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ryn: ::hugs:: You’re great.
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If that’s a guy… that’s kind of creepy…
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Matt, I’m gonna hold an A.J. Stanson fans group interest thingy drive. All your readers need to put you in their interests. I bet most of them don’t even know you’re available as an official OD interest. I’m gonna make it so. Mwahahhahah!
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and, oh my god. you never leave me soul searchy notes like you leave arabesque. fan drive is off. i’m so upset. *cries in a corner*
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Articulate and will cook for you? Grab him.
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impressive!
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ryn-this is a future reading list, most of them are new so you wouldn’t have seen them yet.:)
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umm…. if u dont want this roommate… please send her to Colorado and ill take them…
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RYN: That’s all right. Just your sweet presence on my diary is enough.
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PS: I can’t move to Georgia, my name is Savannah and they’d make fun of me til I bled, there.
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Ok, how about me, two kids, a husband and some dustbunnies?
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